Possibly the best $250 tax dollars I ever spent. HA! Now I just need to start playing more. But I probably wont. I'll probably just continue my stir crazy life of pacing around rambling to myself or staring at the ceiling waiting for the beautifully inevitable end of my pathetic life. I made my enemies millions of dollars, especially the 4 and a half months I spent at Hawthorn Center when I was 13. That was about 2 million dollars right there, just to be drugged on haldol and put through a simple program of waking up, going to retard class, going to my room for quiet time, eating, more quiet time and sleep. They charged tax payers approximately $1,000 dollars a day for that!
Don't ever say that I haven't worked a day in my life. I just never got any justice out of it, so now I steal your tax dollars and there's nothing that you can do about it. I'd pick your ass up and throw you through the wall.
I haven't even been training a year. March will be the 1 year anniversary, although I was working out with water bottles and bags of rocks back then. June would be the one year anniversary of when I started using real weights.
Already, with less than one year of training, no program and little understanding of how to train, I have achieved a:
255lb benchpress
365lb squat
435lb deadlift
Behold my pissed off crazy-man powers.
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